Manual music roasts. Good laughs.
We know too much.
You're welcome.
Roastly is a sharp-but-safe demo roast for your music personality—built to turn the listening clues you choose into the group-chat receipt they deserve.
Private by design. Made to be shared on your terms.
Your data, interpreted
You treat one sad album like it's a personality trait.
And somehow every playlist is “for the aux” when nobody asked you to touch it.
Main character
Late-night replay
Verdict
Lovingly exposed
The format
One clean read.
All the receipts.
Bring your music context
Start with a few manual music details you want Roastly to understand. Spotify connection is planned next.
Get the funny version
The roast looks for patterns, then turns them into a quick, shareable read with guardrails on what is off limits.
Send it to the group chat
The result is designed as the product: a polished card that feels too accurate not to share.
Roast, don't wreck
The joke lands
without punching down.
Roastly's voice is built for specificity, not cruelty. It avoids sensitive personal traits and leaves room for users to decide what they share.
No awkward questions
FAQ, but make it fast.
Your music taste has been waiting for this.
Try the manual music roast built to be screenshotted. Spotify connection is coming next.
Try the demo roast